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This blog will contain all kinds of parodies of Dumb Ways to Die, based on the awesome video from YouTube with the same name. :P

Redwall, Mattimeo and Martin the Warrior Dumb Ways to Die.

Having a bell dropped on your head.

Falling off of the Abbey Roof

Camping in vermin infested area.

Running onto a frozen lake and falling through the ice.


Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

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so many dumb ways to die


Inviting Cluny the Scourge inside.

Trying to stop Sela and Chickenhound from robbing the abbey

Falling off of a cliff to your death.

Swimming in the river and being attacked by Piranha and vermin


Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

so many dumb ways to die


Challenging a Wererat to paw to paw combat

Getting buried and trapped in a cave and short of air

Having your escape boat wrecked by a giant fish

Getting trapped in the escape tunnel of Marshank


Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

so many dumb ways to die


Run into Truman Clogg and his Horde

Drinking a entire bottle of Pirate Ale with poision

Falling down the Lombehedge Abbey Well

Searching the Quarrey with Asmodeus just around the corner


Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

so many dumb ways to die


Trying to cross onto the Abbey walls then falling off and onto the ground

Taking on Badrang and being ambushed by his horde

Stealing Cluny's plans to invade Redwall Abbey

Running into Badrang and getting your thrown against a wall

Getting into a fight with the Gawtrybe Squirrels

Sneaking into Marshank dressed as a rat, might not be clever, but quite possibly


Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die


Be Safe when visiting Mossflower, a message from the Woodlanders and Warriors.

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