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  • Nikolai Banks

    Shall I return?

    February 10, 2014 by Nikolai Banks

    Ok I been pondering about something for a long time, and now its time I asked this question since I left the Wiki sometime ago, does anyone wish me to return to this wiki, or to stay off it? I know its my choice, but I an curious what some of you have to say for it. Please vote on my poll and answer in a comment. Nikolai Banks (talk) 23:01, February 10, 2014 (UTC)

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  • Nikolai Banks

    This blog will contain all kinds of parodies of Dumb Ways to Die, based on the awesome video from YouTube with the same name. :P


    Having a bell dropped on your head.

    Falling off of the Abbey Roof

    Camping in vermin infested area.

    Running onto a frozen lake and falling through the ice.


    Dumb ways to die

    so many dumb ways to die

    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

    so many dumb ways to die


    Inviting Cluny the Scourge inside.

    Trying to stop Sela and Chickenhound from robbing the abbey

    Falling off of a cliff to your death.

    Swimming in the river and being attacked by Piranha and vermin


    Dumb ways to die

    so many dumb ways to die

    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

    so many dumb ways to die


    Challenging a Wererat to paw to paw combat

    Getting buried and trapped in a cave and short of air

    Having your…






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  • Nikolai Banks

    Long Patrol Academy

    November 22, 2013 by Nikolai Banks

    A Fanfic crossover of Redwall/The Police Academy, I am working on. Hope you all enjoy it. And if this violates any wiki rules, please leave a notice on my Message Wall, and I see what I can do.


    Very upbeat music begins to play as the title comes up, saying "Long Patrol Academy 1: Redwall" as the upbeat Police Academy begins to play. showing Mossflower Woods by a birds eye view, slowly going towards the river till Redwall Abbey is in sight.

    Two officers walk into Mossflower and towards Redwall, one officer was a mouse while the other was a fox, the fox looked to the mouse. "PROCTOR.....hurry up or I come down and drag your sorry tail to our new precinct, do you understand me!?" The fox glared at Officer Lt Proctor.

    Proctor looked to the fox an…


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